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Aria: Since…right before school started.Spencer: Oh my god, since Labor Day?!

okay were me and my friends the only ones who just burst out laughing at the absurdity of spencer’s labor day outburst like i know when people tell me things that happened right before school started my first thought is OH MY GOD THAT’S LABOR DAY HOW COULD THIS HAVE BEEN GOING ON SINCE LABOR DAY ANY DAY BUT LABOR DAY and then aria’s like YES, SINCE LABOR DAY PLEASE SPENCER, DON’T REMIND ME I ALMOST COULDN’T BELIEVE IT WAS LABOR DAY MYSELF IN FACT WHEN I WAS STRADDLING HIM IN THE LITTLE BOY’S ROOM OF SOME SEEDY PUB I COULD NOT HELP BUT THINK WOW, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING ON LABOR DAY


THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MY AMERICANS

monchele:

ieatstickers:

Aria: Since…right before school started.
Spencer: Oh my god, since Labor Day?!

okay were me and my friends the only ones who just burst out laughing at the absurdity of spencer’s labor day outburst like i know when people tell me things that happened right before school started my first thought is OH MY GOD THAT’S LABOR DAY HOW COULD THIS HAVE BEEN GOING ON SINCE LABOR DAY ANY DAY BUT LABOR DAY and then aria’s like YES, SINCE LABOR DAY PLEASE SPENCER, DON’T REMIND ME I ALMOST COULDN’T BELIEVE IT WAS LABOR DAY MYSELF IN FACT WHEN I WAS STRADDLING HIM IN THE LITTLE BOY’S ROOM OF SOME SEEDY PUB I COULD NOT HELP BUT THINK WOW, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING ON LABOR DAY

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MY AMERICANS

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Seriously tho Ariana Grande really does sing like a chorus of announcing angels and if you want to try to talk shit otherwise I ain’t even gonna try to take you to the mat for that I’ll just pity the fact that your need to be negative is keeping you from good music.

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maarnayeri:

Let us be vividly clear about this.

What the New York Times did to Michael Brown today was not merely slander. It wasn’t a case of a lack of journalistic integrity.

Highlighting that a black teenager was “no angel” on the day he is being laid to rest after being hunted and killed by racist vigilante forces is not an unfortunate coincidence.

The New York Times deliberately played into an archaic American tradition in devaluing both the value of black life and the tragedy of black death.

They chose the day of his funeral, as his family, friends and activists everywhere have to grapple with a human being lost to pontificate about how he was “no angel”. Michael Brown was many things to many people; a son, a brother, a cousin, a nephew and another black causality of murderous police institutions and today, amidst all the racist violence he, his loved ones and community have had to endure, he was going to finally receive the respect and moment of honor he deserved and NYT decided today, of all days, to tune in their audience onto wholly irrelevant facts about his life - that in turn, transform the very injustice surrounding his death and the following police violence that plagued Ferguson into a national panel about whether or not his death is actually worth mourning and their language suggested that to them, it indeed is not.

This was hardly an accident or mistake. This is the perpetual hostility that is met against black life in America. The consensus is that black people deserve no respect and for black life to be legitimized and honored, we must meet a list of prerequisites. Subsequently, if black people aren’t valued, neither are our deaths understood as tragic or murders seen as criminal action.

This has been the atmosphere of America since its inception and much has not improved.

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I have so many notes on the weirdest, most self-indulgent AUs that nobody could possibly think to care about. Like, OB Cophine + cast dinosaur zoo AU—not Jurassic Park but literally like the extinct animals Zoo Tycoon 2 expansion pack. Sansa/Margaery Harry Potter first wizarding war AU (the amount of time I spent determining Margaery Tyrell’s wand, oh my lord). Angsty and convoluted Pitch Perfect/Kiesh’ra AU featuring serpiente dancer Chloe, sparrow Beca and gasp her hawk princess alastair Aubrey Shardae (guest appearances by Stacie Cobriana + cast). And then yet another Kiesh’ra AU, this one Jori against a backdrop of Wyvern’s Court racked with tension once again after a long peace and needing another (non-heir-producing) union of the royal houses to quiet the public, because I see your arranged marriage AU and raise you serpiente/avian culture clash (and you’d thing it’d be Cobriana Jade and Shardae Tori, which would be fun enough, but imagine it the other way tho). Is anyone here even familiar with the Kiesh’ra series?

AND THEN THERES THE EMBERVERSE AUS but god knows you all would have no idea what I was on about.

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ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done

(Source: bellecs, via mynotsodarkpassenger)

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