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despetitsmords asked: I have just been informed that Danny is 6'2" and that makes her a whole foot taller than 5'2" Laura. I am drowning in FEELS.

insidiousmisandry:

I KNOWWWW I SAW THAT TWEET YESTERDAY I CANT FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS

NOT ONLY IS LAURA ACTUALLY TINY

BUT DANNY IS A LEGIT GIANTESS

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

LAURA STANDING ON CHAIRS/TABLES TO YELL AT DANNY WHEN THEY GET INTO FIGHTS

DANNY PICKING LAURA UP TO KISS HER

LAURA ATTEMPTING TO SPOON DANNY AND BEING LIKE “I’M THE BIG SPOON TONIGHT” AND DANNY’S LIKE “ACTUALLY YOU’RE MORE LIKE A BACKPACK”

DANNY GETTING THINGS FOR LAURA FROM TALL PLACES AND LAURA POUTING

LAURA WEARING DANNY’S SHIRTS AND DROWNING IN THEM

Filed under WAILING INTO THE NIGHT A LITERAL FOOT OF HEIGHT DIFFERENCE THEY COULD FUCKING COSPLAY YMIR AND HISTORIA carmilla Danny Laurence Laura Hollis

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karatam asked: "Seduction eyes? Seduction ryes? Seduction eyes?!?!?!" AMAZING OMG

DANNY YOU BIG SMITTEN IDIOT!!!! I am. So fulfilled. Also omg LaF “only the ones that are flammable” such a gem. And then like addressing the “you’re not gonna like it” to Danny rather than Laura tickles me for two reasons: one, LaFontaine now knows full well that Laura Hollis was born to hang and will absolutely risk life and limb in pursuit of truth and justice, and two, it is immediately apparent to anyone that spends even a minute with Danny that threats to Laura’s life and limbs will receive her full wrath.

Also Danny please “it’s not like I’m into this stuff or anything but!!!! I’m not in a secret monster hunter society but!!!!” You doofus. You were looking up murder methods before anyone suggested it. I bet that’s not even the internet on your phone there, more like you have a bestiary app. Or better yet she’s not looking up anything at all, she just knows it off the top of her head, and what she’s doing with her phone mass-texting the SS like “EMERGENCY MEETING IN 30!!! I WANNA SEE A PILE OF STAKES AND GARLIC GARLANDS WHEN I GET THERE START CHOPPING FRESHMEN!!!!”