cARMILLA’S FACE THO WHEN LAURA SAYS THAT DANNY ISNT HER GIRLFRIEND OH MY GOD
I DON’T KNOW I REGRET SO MUCH but like the more you think about it, the less it holds up, so yeah
based on this post by unlikely-course. This is angsty, so beware.
Danny’s world came crashing down with a single text.
“The Oracle chose your potential. Get her ready for tonight.”
Oh my god I was just thinking, like you know those “dog friend and cat friend” videos, it’s like that is Laura Hollis’s life how do you like your dog girlfriend and cat girlfriend you tiny gay schmuck
shutting down all this darkest timeline talk until we have actual proof bc you will pry my girljock monster hunters from my cold dead hands
He he he
Why…what are you he-ing at over there. Please god do not tell me they are actual serial killers….or that instead of hunting dudes they’re taking the girls…
"Don’t you look like a virgin sacrifice" shit-kicking SON of a bitch if this is a story about how Danny Lawrence, champion and prepared vessel of blood thirsty elder gods, accidentally went and started crushing on the girl she was supposed to be grooming as an offering, THEN I WILL LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND all I wanted was dumb party girljock monster hunters, that’s all I ask for in this life god
Okay so like I always thought the Adonis Hunt and Festival was kind of interesting—okay, a lot interesting, like the rest of the Summer Society, but I mean the name, because you’d think it’d be the Artemis Hunt, right? And I mean Adonis is a god of love, beauty, and death/rebirth, not hunting (like he was supposedly good at hunting but you know it’s not his thing). Two options other than the obvious straightforward monster hunt arise:
We’re totally in Austria, but through some fluke of the admissions office, most of the students are international - and even the Austrian students here aren’t from the area. Come to mention it, none of the locals seem to attend here, or come within twenty miles of the campus…